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Religious Jokes » The Most Stupid Man On Earth There was a flood in a village. One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!" The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!" "No" replied the man. God will save me! The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house. A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help." No, God will save me!" he said Eventually he died by drowning. He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"

Religious Jokes » The Nuns And The Blind Man It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church. Since there was stain glass windows , nobody could see inside, and the door was locked. The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door. The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"? The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man". The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in. Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy shit sister nice tits!! ... Where do you want your blinds? " This joke was submitted by: L Smith

Religious Jokes » The Two Priests Two priest's were taking a piss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and see's a nicotine patch on the other guy's dick . He says "Im not really a rocket scientist or anything, but, isnt that supposed to be on your arm?" And the other priest goes "Nah, it's working fine. Im down to two butts a day"! This joke was submitted by: Keith Rodriguez

Religious Jokes » Busy In Heaven Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?" The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting ...

SAN FRANCISCO - Mesin pencari Google seringkali mengubah tampilan depannya dengan berbagai macam logo yang disesuaikan dengan peristiwa hangat yang terjadi. Yang terbaru, Google menampilkan logo sebuah pesawat alien sedang mengambil salah satu huruf 'O' Google. Tidak diketahui peristiwa apa yang menjadi rujukan dalam gambar 'pencurian' pada tampilan yang kini namai Google doodle tersebut. Akan tetapi, seperti yang dilansir Softpedia, Senin (7/9/2009), saat logo pesawat alien di-klik maka pengguna akan terhubung dengan pencarian dengan kunci kata '"unexplained phenomenon". Dalam kata "unexplained phenomenon" tersebut, pengguna akan menemukan beberapa artikel yang berkaitan dengan peristiwa di beberapa negara di dunia, yang masih tetap menjadi misteri. Selain itu, dalam sebuah tweet di Twitter, Google memberika kode-kode yang terbilang ganjil, dan perlu berpikir keras untuk memecahkannya. Adapun kata misterius dalam tweet tersebut adalah "1.12...